Jumat, 21 Januari 2011

ORDINANCE

Agar blog ini semakin rapi dan sistematis, ke depannya saya akan mengklasifikasi seluruh posting saya dalam beberapa segmen. Setelah membuka ratusan lembar kamus bahasa inggris tua, usang dan berdebu (*lebay) milik keluarga saya, akhirnya saya terhenti di alfabet O. Dan saya menemukan banyak kata-kata ajaib disana. Dan dari sanalah ide membuat segmen-segmen berikut:
Or d i n a n c e     : ketentuan


1.       Opus                                                    : Karya tulis (poem, lyric, etc)
2.       Odyssey                                               : Perjalanan (diary, journey, etc)
3.       Oracle                                                  : Suara (opinion, article, etc)
4.       Oblation                                               : Persembahan (tribute, top 7)
5.       Oddball                                                : Lain-lain


Jadi buat semuanya, harap sabar menunggu redaksi menyelesaikan pekerjaannya.

:)

Senin, 17 Januari 2011

best animated movie of all time

OBLATION

Semalam saya mengikuti sebuah kamp, dan sekitar pukul 8 malam kami berkumpul untuk menyaksikan sebuah film yang nantinya akan dikritisi. Seusai menonton dan mengupas tuntas film tersebut, peserta kamp diberi kebebasan karena tidak ada jadwal sesi setelah itu. Beberapa dari kami menyarankan untuk menonton film lagi. Karena ada beberapa judul yang tersedia, kami akhirnya terlibat dalam sebuah perdebatan. Saya menyarankan untuk menonton film "How to train your dragon" karena itu adalah salah satu pilihan terbaik dari beberapa judul yang ada.
Banyak dari peserta yang tidak mengetahui "How to train your dragon" itu film apa. Baru mengatakan kalau itu adalah film animasi, saya mendengar pernyataan-pernyataan yang mengganggu, seperti:

  • "Akh, film miki-miki!"Saya kurang tahu kenapa ada istilah "miki-miki". Kemungkinan besar berasal dari kata "Mickey". Apapun itu, artinya terdengar negatif.
  • "Kok kita nonton film anak-anak sih?"Fyi, film animasi tidak selamanya menjadi film yang khusus diperuntukkan bagi anak-anak (walaupun kelihatannya demikian). Ada sangat banyak film animasi yang bukan merupakan konsumsi anak-anak. Justru kalau kita perhatikan, film-film animasi yang banyak beredar sekarang ditujukan untuk SEMUA UMUR. Itu menandakan bahwa film-film ini layak dinikmati oleh orang dewasa.
  •  "Gak bagus itu. Jangan film kartun lah!"Emosi mendengarnya.
    Ini menunjukkan betapa sempitnya pemikiran banyak orang dalam menilai sesuatu. Mereka membuat batasan-batasan keliru yang justru membodohi diri mereka. Film animasi tidak berarti film anak kecil dengan cerita yang konyol dan tidak masuk akal.

Cukup dengan pernyataan-pernyataan yang tidak membangun.
Posting kali ini bertujuan untuk menyadarkan semua orang yang masih memiliki pemahaman yang sempit tentang film animasi.

Saya membuat sebuah standar sendiri dalam memilih film-film animasi yang baik. Agar film-film ini tepat sasaran, saya membuat semacam rating, seberapa besar kelayakan film-film ini untuk ditonton oleh anak-anak dibawah umur 12 tahun. Hal ini untuk memandu para pembaca kalau-kalau mengajak anak atau adik kecilnya ketika menonton. Rating ini tidak mencerminkan kualitas film. Soal kualitas, (hehehe) tidak perlu diragukan.

Kelayakan untuk ditonton anak-anak (KDA) untuk 12 tahun ke bawah:
*                     : Anak-anak tidak perlu tonton. Materi film tidak cocok untuk dikonsumsi anak-anak. 
**                  : Kalaupun ditonton, ia tidak akan mengerti, walaupun dengan bimbingan orangtua.
                         Materi film kurang cocok untuk dikonsumsi anak-anak.
***             : Dapat ditonton, Bimbingan orangtua diperlukan.Tingkat  kesulitan cerita tinggi untuk anak-anak.
****              : Layak tonton, bimbingan orangtua diperlukan. Tingkat  kesulitan cerita sedang untuk anak-anak.
*****         : Wajib tonton untuk tumbuh kembang anak, bimbingan orangtua tetap diperlukan.


Kalau saya melihat posting-posting saya sebelumnya, saya sempat berpikir untuk membuat TOP 7. Tetapi itu bukanlah hal yang gampang. Menyesakkan malah. Jadi, saya membuatnya hingga peringkat empat belas. Kalau begini saya tidak akan dihadapkan kepada pilihan yang sangat sulit.
Okeh, baiklah. Mari kita mulai. Fim animasi terbaik dari peringkat pertama hingga peringkat empat belas.

Best Animated Movie All The Time


1.       Toy Story (1, 2, 3)
*****: Dijamin bukan hanya anak-anak Anda yang akan mencintainya, tetapi Anda juga.

2.       Wall- E
***1/2   : Mulai dari kecil kita harus mengajarkan anak-anak mengapa kita harus melestarikan bumi ini.

3.       Spirited Away
***     : Jika anak-anak Anda berubah menjadi binatang, kira-kira mereka akan menjadi apa? Pertanyaan yang sama saya ajukan untuk Anda.

4.       Finding Nemo
****   : Film keluarga yang tidak membosankan untuk ditonton berulang-ulang. I love you, Dad.

5.       How to Train Your Dragon
***     : Mungkin dapat diaplikasikan anak-anak Anda kepada peliharaan barunya.

6.       The Nightmare before Christmas
***     : Semoga Jack, Sally dan lainnya tidak menyeramkan untuk anak-anak Anda. Syukurlah tema film ini adalah Natal. Kalau tidak…

7.       A Scanner Darkly
*     : Bahkan orang dewasa pun akan sulit mengerti jalan cerita film yang diangkat dari novel karangan Phillip K. Dick ini, penulis yang telah banyak menghasilkan karya penggeger otak. Satu contoh, Minority Report.

8.       Up
****  : Mungkin akan lebih sempurna jika anak-anak Anda didampingi oleh kakek nenek mereka ketika menontonnya.

9.       Fantastic Mr. Fox
*1/2          : Ada sangat banyak adegan pencurian. Takutnya anak-anak Anda akan menirunya, seperti yang dilakukan anak-anak Mr. Fox.

10.   Ponyo
*****: Jangan heran jika anak-anak Anda akan mengatakan film ini masuk akal, sementara kita justru kebalikannya. Masuk akal atau tidak, siapapun akan takjub melihat keindahan film 2D ini.


11.   Beauty and The Beast
***** : Tercipta untuk menjadi film klasik. Jadikan film animasi terbaik ini sebagai warisan terindah buat cucu cicit Anda.

12.   Corps Bride
**       : Anak-anak Anda penakut? Hindari kisah kasih pemuda yang tidak sengaja menikah dengan mayat ini.

13.   Ice Age (1, 2, 3)
****  : Selain lucu dan memberikan nilai-nilai berharga, Anda juga bisa sekalian mengajari anak-anak Anda sejarah mengenai jaman es.

14.   Shrek (1, 2, 3, …)
****  : Katakan pada anak-anak Anda, kalau akan ada sangat banyak tokoh-tokoh dongeng sebelum tidur (yang mereka dengar setiap malam) yang akan bermunculan di film ini.




Selamat menonton semuanya. Buktikan kebenaran posting kali ini...
=)

Kamis, 13 Januari 2011

The Cracks of Faith


from Your dearest son,
Ferdi
The cracks of faith
My mom taught me about Jesus
About hopes
About the land He promised
It was…

What now?
My eyes are swollen
There’s nothing I can do about
Hopes and prayers were stolen
It killed my proud

My mom taught me about demons
About fears
About the separation they made
It was…

What then?
I’m fallen
I’m crushed
But so much stronger when I wake up
Still in a dryness

My mom taught me about revelation
About elevation
About the thousand years
It was…

What is between?
It feels like I’m waiting for nothing in years
It feels like I’m drowning alone with tears
It feels like my springs turn into winters
It feels like my winters darken the glitters
And the glitters are streaming down
From my swollen eyes
My damn black swollen eyes

But somehow,
I think I need someone to trust
Something to believe
Like everybody else
Without it I feel worst within

So, someday
I will teach my kids about all stupid people in this very stupid world
About stupid religion they make
About stupid reasons cause of wars
And the restrictiveness they have

My mom taught me about Jesus
About hopes
About the land He promised
It is killing me now
It is…
God, why it must happen?

Kamis, 06 Januari 2011

The 7 (x2) most memorable Toy Story toys (kornelis-alexander blogspot version)

Seperti ada peraturan yang kubuat dalam blog ini..
There is always TOP 7..
But, I will break it first (means that there's a chance for second, third, and bleh bleh bleh..)
Jadi, aku akan tetap membuat 7 (tapi dikali 2, wkwkwkwk :)

Here they are!
The greatest toys from the greatest animation movie...


14
Emperor Zurg

Why It's Great: Every child's own toy story needs a villain, and Zurg is a formidable foe.
Although created especially for the films, its 'must have' features - it fires ping pong balls! - highlight Pixar's dedication to the nuts and bolts of playtime.
Though largely overlooked in the Toy Story 3 merchandising stampede, LEGO has developed this Construct-a-Zurg as part of a staggering range of tie-ins.
Fact To Be Toyed With: According to Toy Story 2, Zurg's gun goes up to 11. The Tap would be proud.
Get It Here: Argos is one of many outlets where the Toy Story 3 LEGO range is available.

13
Chatter Telephone

Why It's Great: A new addition to Toy Story 3, this eternal pre-school fave offers toddlers the chance to mimic mummy's gossip with her friends or daddy's increasingly rate calls to ineffectual helplines.
Better still, it does it with boggly eyes and a cute trundling motion.
Fact To Be Toyed With: In 2000, Fisher-Price tried to get modern with a push-button version, but nostalgia won out after consumers demanded the classic - if pretty much outdated - rotary model make a comeback.
Get It Here: Mothercare offers a special Toy Story 3 tie-in allowing you to dial up characters from the movie.

12
Lots O Hugging Bear

Why It's Great: An affectionate spoof of faddish teddy bear brands, Lots 'o' Hugging Bear is feature-driven enough to earn the cuddles of even the mardiest of kids.
Not only does he respond to the level of your voice, but his plush fur is strawberry-scented.
Fact To Be Toyed With: We're not quite sure how 'Lotso' is being marketed, but let's hope the plan is to sell out of stock before impressionable children actually see the film.
Get It Here: There's Lots O Lotsos all under one roof at Toys R Us

11
Slinky

Why It's Great: A dog might be man's best friend, but a slinky is hours of fun for a kid.
Combine the two, et voila! A slinky and a dog. What's not to love?
Fact To Be Toyed With: Toy Story's Slinky is based on the classic 1950s pull-toy design by James Industries. With the brand's permission, Pixar tweaked the design to maximise the dog's loveability.
Get It Here: It's slinking off the shelves at Tesco.

10
Cymbal Banging Monkey

Why It's Great: Along with the Duracell Bunny, this remorseless cymbal-clashing primate is the Terminator of toys. It absolutely will not stop, as Hot Chip's 'Over and Over' recognised.
Endlessly captivating if slightly on the sinister side, Toy Story 3 uses this ambivalence to dramatic effect.
Fact To Be Toyed With: The classic monkey brand is the Japanese Musical Jolly Chimp, a name which makes it sound even creepier.
Get It Here: Dozens of variations exist, but for an authentic Musical Jolly Chimp, head to your nearest antique toy dealer.

9
Aliens

Why It's Great: In theory, these Pixar originals are all about the aliens' characterisation as a childlike, perpetually awestruck cult.
Their success as an actual toy, though, lies in the effortless, elegant design, a benign distillation of every 'little green man' cliche there's ever been.
Fact To Be Toyed With: The Aliens are a Christian allegory. Wait, come back! It's true. At least according to this (mildly spoilery) piece of rhetoric.
Get It Here: Clearly, for the full effect, you want a decent number of the lil' snot-coloured fellas, so head over to Toys R Us for a three-pack.

8
Hamm

Why It's Great: Is Hamm technically a toy? Possibly not, but owning a piggy bank is a childhood rite of passage that will outlast any fad.
Again, it's the design's simplicity of style that sells it. Hamm instantly looks like a bona-fide product, and all other piggy banks start to look less piggy in comparison.
Fact To Be Toyed With: The name 'piggy bank' doesn't come from the animal, but from the type of clay (pygg) originally used to make money-jars.
Get It Here: The Disney Store offers a working toy version with fake coins, but use real ones and - hey presto! - it's a piggy bank again.

7
Bucket O Soldiers

Why It's Great: With Ronseal-level purity, this is exactly what it says it is. Namely, a bucket full of toy soldiers.
Never mind the quality (although the intricate modelling and diversity of poses means these guys are prepared for any combat situation), it's all about the quantity. Dig in.
Fact To Be Toyed With: The first plastic toy soldiers were launched in the US in 1938. It's as if they knew war was looming.
Get It Here: Play.com stocks a Toy Story-branded bucket, but the contents are classic.

6
Ken & Barbie

Why They're Great: By most distance the most famous existing toys brought into the Toy Story fold, blondie-haired goddess Barbie and her preppy fella Ken are the American Dream encapsulated.
Poseable, dressable and accessorisable, they can do pretty much everything...apart from getting jiggy with each other. No wonder those plastic grins look so forced.
Fact To Be Toyed With: Barbie would have played the role that eventually went to Bo Peep in the first Toy Story but Mattel - fearful of the brand's image being compromised - refused permission.
Get It Here: The duo is looking fabulous in this Toy Story 3 gift set at Toys R US.

5
Etch A Sketch

Why It's Great: Before Illustrator, there was Etch A Sketch, the inspiration for Toy Story's resident artist Etch.
It might look cumbersome and fiddly to use to the iPhone generation, but this was once the cutting edge...and, if we're honest, its retro angularity and the satisfying sound of its 'shake-to-erase' function still enthrall.
Fact To Be Toyed With: This year sees the 50th anniversary of Etch-a-Sketch's launch in the US.
Get It Here: Etch is back in The Disney Store to tie in with the new movie.

4
Rex

Why It's Great: Short answer? It's a T-Rex. And - in stark contrast to its real-life extinction - the T-Rex is so enduring in toy form it will never die out.
What's particularly special about Rex is that his face is imbued with real charm and personality for the sensititve kids, but the toy remains sharp and sturdy enough to function as a fearsome predator for playground monster-mashers.
Fact To Be Toyed With: Rex is based on a model released by the Smithsonian Institute...but the actual source of the design was Tyco's tie-in toy range for the Dino-Riders TV cartoon.
Get It Here: Get articulated with the Toy Story Basic Action Figure Jump Attack Rex (or plain 'Rex' to his friends), available at Tesco.

3
Woody


Why It's Great: As Toy Story 2 correctly pointed out, the box is bad. Toys aren't meant to be collected in cardboard cages, but to loved and cherised, clutched close and chucked about. Woody, timeless and tactile, symbolises all toys.

Better still, the drawstring versions available in shops come complete with Tom Hanks' impossible-to-beat line readings. All together now: "somebody's poisoned the water hole!"
Fact To Be Toyed With: According to Pixar, Woody's surname is Pride. Which makes him sound even more like a porn star.
Get It Here: The Disney Store is sellnig a beautiful replica rag doll that's as close as dammit to the in-film character. But remember, kids, take it out of the box.

2
Mr Potato Head

Why It's Great: Sticking oogly eyes onto a potato is intrinsically funny. Adding hands, feets, hats, moustaches (or even Angry Eyes) means the hilarity need never stop.
Effectively, the Salvador Dali to Barbie's Coco Chanel, Mr Potato Head's surreal, anarchic joys don't end with childhood.
Fact To Be Toyed With: Mr Potato Head was the first toy advertised on television, shifting a million units within a year and revolutionising an industry forever.
Get It Here: The classic design is freely available. Kidults with spare pocket money might want to consider this talking model (available from Sainsburys), whose face falls off if he hears a loud noise.

1
Buzz Lightyear

Why It's Great: The fold-back helmet visor. The impressive wing span. The little light bulb that blinks.
Buzz is the toy that fulfilled his character's prime objective by going well beyond infinity...in children's imaginations and sales targets alike.
It's not hard to see why: Buzz is one cool piece of design, a retro/(post)modern fusion of bold lines, cheeky attitudes, and features to die for. You want one, dont'cha?
Fact To Be Toyed With: As everybody knows thanks to Toy Story 2, "back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand." Seriously, why didn't they just ask Mr Potato Head?
Get It Here: A companion to Vivid's deluxe Woody, this is the definitive Buzz Lightyear doll. Pick one up from Toys R Us, write your name on his foot in marker pen, and fall with style.




Untuk menemani teman-teman, saya mengunggah video keren dari Owl City-Fireflies yang menampilkan banyak mainan. =)

ORACLE

Ada banyak hal yang menumpuk di otakku.
Salah satu posting yang (lagi-lagi) akan aku buat adalah tentang pelukis dinding kontoversial-sangat terkenal-misterius-suka nyindir-inspiratif, BANKSY.

Banksy adalah nama samaran seorang street graffiti artist asal Inggris yang identitas aslinya tidak diketahui. Katanya sih, dia lahir sekitar tahun 1974 di Yate, South Gloucestershire, deket Bristol. Biarpun identitasnya masih misterius sampe sekarang, tapi karya-karyanya sudah sangat terkenal dan ada dimana-mana. Beberapa art dealer bahkan pernah mencoba menjual karya-karyanya! Berikut adalah beberapa karya-karyanya yang keren, cekidot!















WOW!!!!
more photos and infos?

soon...

sambil membaca, tongkrongin dulu video keren dari John Mayer yang nyambung banget dengan graffiti..


 

Minggu, 02 Januari 2011

archvillain

kita butuh penjahat.
oke, bagi yang tidak setuju, saya bisa mengganti kalimatnya dengan:
"Every story needs a villain."


bukankan hidup kita sama halnya dengan cerita?

posting ini akan segera terbit beberapa minggu ke depan..
agar lebih seru, saya kasi sedikit contekannya..